"Lucky_n00b" knows that the best place to work on a desktop mainboard, is his lap. The dielectric grease explains itself.

"Sanko" works on the graphics accelerator at the table; sadly the Vaseline fails to explain itself.
"Audigy" works on his beloved Lightning:
"ZoLKoRn" fiddles away a bad thermocouple connection:
"Sanko" giving up Vaseline for some kneaded eraser love.